Yes, above is the one who inspired this page...
Goliath!
a Burmese Python
Here Are Your Step by Step
Instructions for Cleaning the Cage
of a Nine Foot Burmese Python
1. Open the door of the cage.
2. Quickly shut door and wipe the blood from
your hand. He's not poisonous so it's ok.
3. Now open the door at the other end of cage.
4. QUICKLY!
Step back and regroup.
5. Get snake from floor of room.
6. Let snake go since he's not going to unwrap
from the leg of that chair with you pulling on it.
7. Now reach under the snake's cage and
pull him out to the middle of the floor.
8. Call spouse to help unwrap
snake from the legs of his cage.
9. Call another adult (preferably
a strong one)
to help your spouse unwrap the snake from you.
10. Shinny up the snake's body until
you can grab him behind the head.
11. Get other adults to unwrap him from you again.
12. Let snake go and use step #4... then proceed to step #13
13. Get spouse to unwrap snake from your arm.
14. Get the strong adult to peel snake's
head and fangs from your arm.
15. With free hand grasp snake behind
head.... Closer to the head this time.
16. Wipe blood from arm. Don't
worry about the carpet. If you clean
it now snake will disappear under a sofa.
Besides, you can later "Shout It Out."
17. Stuff snake's head into a sack which spouse
is holding open. He will crawl in trying to
find a way out of his current predicament.
18. Don't forget to yank hand out of sack.
19. Now get spouse to unwrap snake
from your arm. I know you're nervous,
but next time let go of snake's neck.
20. Stuff snake's head back into pillow case.
21. As spouse closes top of sack, LET
GO OF SNAKE and quickly yank out
hand and close top of sack. Tie rope
around top of sack to keep top closed.
22. Get pooper scooper and shop vac and
clean cage. Take out old carpet and replace
with clean piece. Put in clean water.
23. Get sack containing snake and
make sure door to cage is open.
24. Remove rope from sack and toss
sack, snake and anything else in hand
into cage and slam door shut.
25. Go to step #5.... you forgot to shut
door at other end of cage.
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