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Before I could be accepted as a Correctional Officer in a State
Correctional Facility, I had to go through 6 weeks of training.
In that training was weapons including tear gas and smoke
grenades. The gas, as serious as it would be to the inmates,
was a rather humorous ordeal for we officers... and
then even more when I got home.
During the training, we were instructed in the use of tear gas
grenades that have the pin. Also, we learned about the use
and operation of the 38mm tear gas launcher.
At the end of all the training in the use of gas, they wanted
us to know what the inmates would experience if we ever had to
use the stuff. I DIDN'T
want to see what they were going to have us do...
but they had shown us anyway.
The instructors, with BIG
grins on their faces, made us go to the other end of the
weapons firing range. Then they told us that they were going
toss grenades and launch gas between them and us and we were to walk
slowly through it so we know what it's like. They said it's
good to know what kind of trouble one's experiencing so we can
empathize with their troubles.
So they began setting off the gas and the guys began walking
through it. I thought to myself,
"AIN'T NO WAY..."
I could see the gas fog was thick and the instructors couldn't
see me very well so I took a deep breath and started walking
rather quickly through it. At one point I opened my eyes
just a little bit to see if I was through it... nope!
I continued on and opened them again. I could see I was at
the other side of the cloud because it was thinning out a bit.
I opened my eyes and continued out.
My eyes watered a little bit but nothing else. But
SOME of the
other men were in horrible shape. They were blubbering
and bawling and noses running all over their faces. A
couple of them had "stringers" hanging down two feet from
their noses. Those of us who were a little more wise
chuckled because of their slimy stringers.
I thought it would be neat to have a grenade pin for the zipper
on my service jacket. Then I grabbed up a few empty grenade
canisters... and I took them home show the kids what
they're like.
Upon getting home, I thought it would be good to clean them
so the kids don't get any of the irritant on them so I put
them in a pot and filled it with water and boiled them.
After a few minutes, the kids came into the kitchen to see
what the PoPs was doing. I told them to stay back for
now.
After a bit my eyes started watering and the kids were right
behind me crying. I told them to get back again and I'd
bring these to them to show them. They didn't...
and finally we all had tears and were all sniffling.
Oh, NOW I realize
what was happening. The heat from the boiling water was making
the gas irritants air born and it was getting into our eyes.
Quickly, I removed it all from the heat and put them under cold
water to rinse them off.
Not only did I gas myself better than the instructors, but I
gassed my kids too.
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